CHICAGO—Chicago Cubs GM Theo Epstein’s morning routine was interrupted today when he looked out his kitchen window and discovered former Red Sox third baseman Kevin Youkilis...
ST. AUGUSTINE, FL—Tiger Woods’ thrilling victory at the Memorial Tournament lifted the spirits of local investment banker Ted Harding, whose own struggling golf game has...
NEW ORLEANS—Now that it appears that the New Orleans Hornets will be the new home for presumed #1 pick Anthony Davis, fans in the Big Easy have already begun planning the Kentucky...
MINNEAPOLIS—The LA Kings and New Jersey Devils meet tonight for Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Finals and self-proclaimed “hockey nut” Jonathan Banks couldn’t be any...
CHARLOTTE—A decade and a half after being defeated in back-to-back NBA Finals by Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls, former Utah Jazz head coach Jerry Sloan will finally have an...
BRECKSVILLE, OH—Despite having neither the desire nor the time to attend this afternoon’s Indians and Tigers game in Cleveland, Carl Landers accepted a pair of free tickets...
LOS ANGELES—The thrill of victory turned out to be the agony of defeat for several people in attendance at the season finale of ABC’s Dancing With the Stars as Donald Driver,...
ORLANDO—Having packed up his office, loaded his car and said his goodbyes to the staff he spent the past five seasons working alongside, recently fired Magic coach Stan Van Gundy...
BALTIMORE—Unable to cope with the overwhelming disappointment of going from Kentucky Derby favorite to back-to-back last second defeats, Bodemeister has reportedly began abusing...
Running out of ideas and time, Kobe Bryant has reached out to fellow superstar LeBron James to solicit James’ opinion on other ways Bryant can get Lakers coach Mike Brown fired....
MIAMI—Chris Bosh won’t be taking the floor for the remainder of his team’s series against the Pacers, but he's wholly convinced he is still an integral and valued...
ST. PAUL, MN—Inspired by the large pirate ship that the fellow sea faring Tampa Bay Buccaneers have in their stadium, the Minnesota Vikings have announced that their brand new $975...
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