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A-Rod’s Restaurant Cooler

Real World Definition of Restaurant (n): a business establishment where meals or refreshments may be purchased

A-Rod’s Definition of Restaurant (n): I do what I want

Multiple reports in Miami have stated that Yankees pouty-faced 3b has been showing up to local eateries with his own cooler. I shit you not. A-Rod apparently removes a protein-packed meal from the cooler and hands it to his waitress, asks him/her to heat it up, and then enjoys a home-cooked meal in the luxury of someone else’s restaurant. But what else is in the cooler? Here is a look at the contents of Alex’s Traveling Restaurant Cooler.

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