Report: Kentucky basketball has lowest GPA, players just smart enough to get the F out of there
LEXINGTON — A recent report brought to light that the University of Kentucky Men's basketball team had the lowest cumulative GPA in the SEC at 2.025. After hearing this, the player's reacted in a written statement, "We axed if that was gud. They said no, that'is Y were getting the Fuk outta her." Four of the top players have declared for the NBA draft this year. "I learned just enough to negotiate a 20 figure salary," said WIldcats star John Wall. "I don't need to learn anything else from this school. I'm going to the NBA. They don't care if you're dumb. They've got a lot of dummies. LeBron's dumb. Kobe's really dumb. Arenas? Double dumb. But he's got guns so nobody calls him dumb. That seems pretty smart."
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