Concerns over the Super Bowl’s uncharacteristically dreary temperament were allayed yesterday, after a psychological examination diagnosed the typically cheery bowl with Seasonal...
Lucas Oil Stadium, IN--Poking his head from his shoulder pad burrow, Eli Manning, the prognosticator of prognosticators, saw his brother Peyton’s shadow for the 31st consecutive year...
BLOOMFIELD HILLS, MI—Tyler Beckett, a five star recruit and key member of Brother Rice High School’s Division 2 State Championship team, signed his national letter of intent...
Indianapolis, IN--Today begins the annual circus that is Super Bowl media day, and without question the most popular topic, much to the delight of a particularly sick and twisted member of...
PITTSBURGH—Having already replicated the NFL’s popular marketing technique of having their players suffer career threatening concussions, the NHL, after seeing how NFL star...
In a scandal rocking Melbourne, a world class ball boy, designated just a day ago to work the men’s Open championship, has been revealed to have never been a boy at all, but rather a...
ASPEN, CO—Today marks the start of the 16th X Games, ESPN’s annual tribute to people flipping, spinning and grabbing their snowboards, skis and snowmobiles.
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OAKLAND—Having only won one playoff series this millennium and unlikely to qualify for MLB’s playoffs, much less advance to and win a World Series, the Oakland A’s and...
FOXBORO, MA— Billy Cundiff played the roll of hero in yesterday’s AFC Championship game by kicking and horribly missing a game tying 32-yard field goal that saved Lee Evans, who...
NFL coaches Jim and John Harbaugh each face tough opponents in their respective conference championship games this weekend, but should they prevail, the brothers would advanced to face...
MELBOURNE, FL—Several anonymous sources have confirmed that marquee free agent and former Milwaukee Brewers first baseman Prince Fielder has agreed to go to the Taco Bell on North...
San Francisco--Though terms of a deal have yet to be reached, Giant’s ace Tim Lincecum’s arbitration request of $21.5 million per year sets the stage for what promises to be the...
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