Pistons fan reveals heckling scouting report on Celtics

DETROIT — The heckling Detroit Pistons fan who Boston Celtics forward Glen “Big Baby” Davis shouted an obscenity at met with reporters today. James Kowalski, a Detroit native explained what happened. “I scouted Davis really well,” said Kowalski. “I watched hours and hours of Celtics film before the game to profile the team and figure out what taunts might really sting. I noticed Davis was pretty fat, at least for an NBA player, so I decided I would call him ‘fat boy’ which I think is pretty original. I’m glad I could help the Pistons beat the Celtics tonight.” Kowalski said he also called Brian Scalabrine a “goofy ginger” and Kevin Garnett “tall.”

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