Seattle's own real life superhero, Phoenix Jones has gotten a bum rap as of late. The man risks his life day in and day out to help keep our streets safe from the scum of the Earth, and what do the police do? They arrest him for pepper spraying a group of low lives during a brawl. So what if they were "dancing" and not fighting? They could have been fighting!

Just because the police don't have the superhuman smarts to make split-second decisions like Jones, doesn't mean they should lock him up like a common criminal. We here at Tauntr support Phoenix Jones and all he has done for Seattle. So we have decided to immortalize him with his very own action figure. 

Thank you Phoenix Jones. Wherever you are.