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Philadelphia believes Donovan McNabb robbed their bank

PHILADELPHIA - Philadelphia fans are calling for Donovan McNabb's head. Again. The city of Philadelphia, the Philadelphia police department and the Eagles organization believe the brand new Washington Redskins quarterback Donovan McNabb is solely responsible for robbing a bank in Northeast Philadelphia on Tuesday. Around 2:30 in the afternoon, Donovan McNabb, wearing a McNabb Eagles jersey, walked into a PNC bank branch and threatened a teller with violence, because she was an Eagles fan. A camera captured McNabb in the picture you see next to this article. "These are absolutely the clearest pictures we've ever seen," said lead investigator Tom Balvin. "You can clearly see the Eagles jersey with the Number 5 on it. And if we enhance the photo we can see a hint of Campbell's Chunky Beef and Barley just to the right of McNabb's mustache. You're damn straight we're gonna throw the book at him. And anyone in the Redskins organization that provides safe harbor for McNabb."

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