All the Golf chatter now that Tiger Woods has just tallied a career worst 77 in the opening round of today’s PGA Championship, will be predictably centered around the once Untouchable’s complete lack of touch. But the most concerning issue, the one deserving the bulk of attention, is that since Tigers demise Golf has been alarmingly devoid of star shine. Since the 2008 PGA Championship twelve different golfers have lifted a trophy and only Rainman could tell you each individuals names. What fans are now forced to stomach is a rag-tag group of has-been’s or maybe-could-be’s that are less reliable than a junkie on rent day. So, because we can’t bear to see a favored sport flounder, we’ve had our Tauntr mad scientists wrench apart the best parts of Golfs “elite” and stitch them into a ever-competitive Ultimate Golfer. Igor hit the switch because it’s alive. Its alive, it’s alive, its alive!