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Peter King sits at computer for hours, unable to type anything negative about Favre

NEW ORLEANS — As his deadline for his article on the NFC Championship game came and went early Monday morning, Sports Illustrated NFL columnist Peter King sat on the edge of his hotel bed, sobbing. The only light in the room came from his laptop which sat with a blank white Word document staring back at him. With his beloved Brett Favre choking at an historic level by throwing an interception to lose his third NFC Championship game of his career, King was stymied. On this day Favre was not a hero, not a loveable folksy aw-shucks I just love football guy, he was just plain horrible. There was no defense King could make up for him, and King realized all the stories he had pre-written for the Favre Super Bowl are now irrelevant. King then called down to Bourbon street for a she-male hooker, grabbed his crack pipe and started a Favre blog under an alias.

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