NEW DELHI - Los Angeles Lakers big guy Pau Gasol is in India to promote his new line of powder fresh groin deodorants. Crowds gathered from as far away as Mahendranagar to witness a demonstration of the power of Gasol's Llama Fresh!™ groin deodorant and anti-perspirant. For the demo, Gasol would need one volunteer, he picked out a boy of about 12 and ordered him to stand very still. The boy agreed and the crowd was electric with anticipation as Gasol ran around in the humid 100-degree son in order to prove that his Llama Fresh!™ groin deodorant and anti-perspirant was indeed the real deal. Once sweating profusely from his afro, Gasol jumped above the boy's head and then quickly brought his groin back down to assault the boy's olfactory sense. And the boy smelled nothing. It was as fresh as the Ganges before a pilgrimmage. The crowd went wild. Llama Fresh!™ is sure to be a hit this Christmas in India. Projected sales are in the bajillions. "India is freaking huge," says Gasol.