PITTSBURGH—Having already replicated the NFL’s popular marketing technique of having their players suffer career threatening concussions, the NHL, after seeing how NFL star...
WASHINGTON DC—Secret Service officials have confirmed that over a dozen Canadian nationalists gained access to secure areas of the White House yesterday in an apparent mission to...
Hey there NBA fans, NHL here. Heard about your season being canceled. Total bummer, trust us, we know. But because you'll be watching Canadian baseball with us this winter, we thought...
NEW YORK—Amidst growing concerns that the sport has become too violent, NHL head disciplinarian Brendan Shanahan said the league is examining the possibility of banning cock...
All due respect to Nathan Horton, but I don't think the people of Dunnville, Ontario started camping out at 10:30 Saturday night just to get a glimpse of him—they were fully...
With the conclusion of the NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Playoffs all fun and exciting sports have now ceased operation, leaving sports fans only crappy, boring sports such as baseball and...
When a metaphor skates into your hand say in the form of a hockey player skating into your hand, you have wrap your fist around that sucker and say thank you. Therefore, on behalf of every...
Despite being on the cusp of winning his franchise’s first Stanley Cup, Roberto Luongo feels slighted that opposing netminder Tim Thomas has failed to compliment him, saying, “I...
Boston, MA--Maybe it boils down to cultural babel; two Canadians arrive at a party, dressed to make a good impression, only to find their attire less appropriate than a tweeted picture of...
Yesterday, to kick off the start of the NBA Finals, we released our Lego-ized version of some of the Finals' greatest moments. Today, with the start of the Stanley Cup Finals just a...
Boston, MA--Friday night was supposed to be the night. The eve of the Eastern Conference finale, when hockey fans across the nation finally received some form of resolution; for better or...
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