Get to know the asshole behind you at Cowboys Stadium: The Dallas Cowboys fan loves America almost as much as he loves the Cowboys and monster trucks. Although he’s never ridden a horse or spent time on a ranch, he likes to let everyone know he’s 100% country. When he’s not being mistaken for the cowboy in the Village People he’s being mistaken for Billy Ray Cyrus. The Cowboys fan feels the Super Bowl is his God-given right, and when the ’Boys inevitably fail, make sure you’re clear of his truck and shotgun.