NBA sales results reveal Gilbert Arenas #1 stolen jersey

WASHINGTON — The NBA revealed their top-selling jerseys today, with Kobe Bryant and LeBron James topping the list. Gilbert Arenas, although a popular jersey seen frequently worn in inner cities was absent from the list. “Arenas jerseys have topped our most-stolen jersey list,” said NBA Merchandising Spokesman Carl Reeves. “We’ve noticed that people who like guns also usually like stealing things too.” That makes Arenas very popular among petty thieves and hoodlums who like basketball. “Nah I didn’t steal this shit,” said Terrence Clemens, Wizards fan of his Arenas jersey. “I showed them my glock with an Ed Hardy dragoncat painte on it at the Modell’s and they gave it to me for free.”

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