Mullet In The Wind: R.I.P., Jared Allen's Mullet

Minnesota Vikings beast defensive end Jared Allen shocked the nation this week by shaving his famous mullet. Allen, who has frequently discussed in interviews how the mullet represents him as a man, gave it the chop in anticipation of his upcoming wedding. Essentially, his being whipped led to a great tragedy. Tauntr honors the fallen mullet the best way we can with the video above.

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