DALLAS — Sports reporters all across the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex began drafting articles about the Cowboys’ eventual season-ending loss after reports that quarterback Tony Romo spent the day at Six Flags Over Texas on June 29. “More than likely the Cowboys will miss out on the playoffs or get knocked out before they reach the Super Bowl sometime this coming January,” said Dallas Morning News columnist Jean-Jacques Taylor. “And the reason all of us reporters will cite will be the fact that Tony Romo had fun at a theme park in June.” Taylor continued, “Being the Dallas Cowboys quarterback comes with a huge responsibility to be absolutely boring off the field. Roger Staubach went home and to church. That’s it. Troy Aikman, who knows what he did, but he won Super Bowls so whatever he did was the right way to do it, and he didn’t go to Six Flags or bring Jessica Simpson to a game. I assume he was studying film, working on timing with Michael Irvin or working out. If Romo thinks he can have an ounce of fun outside football and be the Dallas Cowboys quarterback, he’s sorely mistaken.”