McNabb meets his first lesbian
WASHINGTON — Washington Redskins quarterback Donovan McNabb attended a very special event in Washington this past weekend where he came face to face with his very first lesbian, Justine Bieber. "I lived in Philadelphia for most of my career. They never had any lesbians there that I knew of," said McNabb. "Most of the women had beards, there's no way another woman would go near that. When I first saw Ms. Bieber, with her perfectly wind swept hair and supple skin, I knew I had met my first bringer of boxed lunches. She has a voice like Beyonce and dance moves that could rival Ellen. We chatted for a bit, I got her autograph. Then, Justine let me pick her up and throw her in a perfect spiral right into Tony Romo's vaginal cavity. That was the second lesbian I met that night. Good times."
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