Matt Garza As Zoltar

In Rob Neyer's Tuesday Taters this morning (no Monday Mendozas on national Holidays, I suppose) was this jewel displaying Tampa Bay Rays hurler Matt Garza next to Zoltar from the classic movie "Big." Quite frankly, the similarities are striking, prompting us to have a little fun. Zoltar Garza looks into the Rays' future, too, seeing another A.L. pennant for Tampa Bay.

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