Mark Cuban thinking of moving Mavericks to the moon

DALLAS — Rumors have been flying that Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban wants his team to play games in Jerry Jones’ new behemoth, Cowboys Stadium. “Fuck Cowboys Stadium,” said Cuban. “I want to move the Mavericks to the moon.” The young eccentric billionaire is very fond of creating stunts, and sees the moon as the biggest stunt of all. “Sure playing in ‘Jerryworld’ or the ‘Death Star’ or whatever you want to call it is great, but being the first team to play on the moon would be righteous.” Architects said to build a stadium on the moon would take trillions of dollars, but would be “totally fucking awesome.”

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