MSG is the best basketball arena on earth precisely because it is the most desperate. Like sleeping with a fat chick, they just want somebody to love and are willing to settle for anyone who shows even a hint of promise. Enter Jeremy Lin; the twice cut Harvard alum for whom Knicks fans are having a conniption fit. Sure, rational basketball fans will tell everyone to calm down, claiming he’s only played two good games, but rational fans need to shut the hell up and except the brainwashing. This kid is a savior. Obey my dog!