Last week, we poked fun at Jimmy Johnson for signing on as a spokesman for the male enhancement supplement Extenze. For those who aren’t aware, Extenze is a product that men use to make their dicks bigger. Today, the video commercial featuring Johnson, whose last name is perfect for the type of product he’s now pushing, making his pitch hit the Interwebs.

So, whether you're looking to increase the size of your cock or for just a laugh, check out the video below.


In other comedic football news, the Oakland Raiders signed kicker Sebastian Janikowski to a four-year, $16-million contract today. As good of a kicker as Janikowski is—and given the sheer number of field goal misses in the postseason, having a good kicker cannot be overlooked—this was a misallocation of resources for the Raiders. The last thing they need is a kicker. Why not try with a quarterback? It’s like in baseball when a team that never plays in close games with save situations allots its entire offseason budget to signing the best free agent closer on the market. You know, like the Cincinnati Reds did with Francisco Cordero. Al Davis continues to amaze.

That’s all for today, folks.

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