Holmgren eyeing post at Cleveland dump

CLEVELAND - Former Seattle Seahawks coach Mike Holmgren toured a Cleveland wasteland on a recent two-day visit to the city. The Cleveland Burning, Rotting Order of Waste and Negligence Society (BROWNS) are interested in getting Holmgren to run its operations as top trash guy. Holmgren ran Seattle's operations for years, taking them from the brink of obscurity to the middle of mediocrity. Now everyone knows where to throw the trash in Seattle. "I'm not sure what I can do for Cleveland that they aren't already doing on their own," Holmgren told the press. "I'd probably put that lead garbage man Eric Mangini on diaper duty. And then fine the crap out of him."

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3 comments

Browns are a joke (not verified) 2 years 7 weeks ago

JDH, I find it interesting that you would leave a comment like that defending the Browns. After all, they are 2-11. As in they have played 13 games and only won two of them. Brady Quinn is the Browns' quarterback. Brady fucking Quinn. It took the team weeks to score its first offensive touchdown. The most memorable moment of the Browns' season came when Eric Mangini find players 2,000 dollars for failing to pay for a water bottle. You have no room to talk, in other words. I award you no points for your comment, and the 264 other people to view this piece of content are all dumber for reading that biased Browns fan drivel in your comment. May god have mercy on your soul.

JDH (not verified) 2 years 7 weeks ago

sorry that was supposed to say stop CRYING and get over it you fucking losers

JDH (not verified) 2 years 7 weeks ago

whoever wasted part of the internet with this trash is probably a shitsburgh fan still crying into his or her terrible toilet paper because we embarresed there worthless asses last thursday like the other 4 teams did. Stop lying and get over it you ffucking losers