Golden Tate's D'oh-nut moment

Seattle Seahawks rookie wideout and former Golden Domer Golden Tate was busted for busting into a Seattle Top Pot to scarf down some delicious Top Pot donuts, specifically maple bars. Not that I can blame him. I don't even need to be stoned or drunk to want to break anything that's in between my mouth and that mapley heaven. They really need to make Top Pots and Voodoo Doughnuts open 24/7. East coast, sorry, but your sucky Dunkin' Donuts cannot touch what they can do with fried bread in the Pacific Northwest. Oh, and here's the hilarious 9-1-1 call from the night baker at the Top Pot. Kinda bitchy, but at least she didn't think they were trying to murder her. They were just being "drunk and retarded." But c'mon lady. They're donuts not diamonds.

TAGS: NFL, Notre Dame, Seattle Seahawks, NFC West, NFC

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Tony C (not verified) 1 year 34 weeks ago

Looks just like him. Except he doesn't look high enough.

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