Flacidall: The Official Abstinence Pill Of The 2010 England World Cup Team

Like many other country’s coaches, England World Cup team boss Fabio Capello does not want his players having any sex in South Africa. To ensure this will happen, Capello has banned wives and girlfriends from the team’s hotel. In addition, he plans to spy on his star players to make sure there is not any hanky panky going on behind his back, which he thinks will hurt the team’s play.

What, then, is an English footballer to do when he has a sudden urge? Until this week, when Pfizer released its anti-Viagra, Flacidall, it may have posed a problem. Now, though, whenever Wayne Rooney and his teammates feel like they may give in and disobey coach’s orders, they can pop a Flacidall and keep their eye on the prize: the World Cup trophy.

Warning: If you cannot sustain an erection after four weeks of watching the World Cup while taking Flacidall to remain abstinent, please consult a doctor immediately.

TAGS: World Cup, Sporting Goods

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beeeeeeer_iz_li... 1 year 34 weeks ago

it obviously effected Green

Nic (not verified) 1 year 35 weeks ago

Flacidall, hahaha, I wouldn't imagine a better name for something like that

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