Unless you've been living under a rock, you've probably heard that quarterback Brett Favre is headed back to the Minnesota Vikings. The attenion-seeking Favre continued his flip flop game this offseason, going back and forth before making a decision. However, it was clear from early on that he was not going to walk away from the game yet. ESPN and the mainstream sports media, though, continued to shove the Favre staying or going narrative down our throats, driving many sports fans crazy. Even Mississippi Vampire King Russell Edgington, once a friend of Favre's (they hail from the same state), could not take the contsant Favre talk anymore, prompting him to make the trip up to Bristol, CT to put an end to the ESPN madness once and for all.