BRISTOL - Hot off the ratings success of Thursday night's F*ck You Cleveland special starring LeBron James, sports network ESPN says it has major plans to develop more shows completely devoted to sh*tting all over the chest and stomach of Cleveland and all of its citizens. "We're ecstatic about the ratings," said President of ESPN, Inc. George Bodenheimer. "It's obvious that viewers want more content like this, that's why we're developing an entire Thursday night lineup devoted to Cleveland sucking for the fall. But I can't take all the credit. It was LeBron James who originally came up with that stroke of genius." Shows currently in development include Cleveland Q's:  A show where Jim Gray asks Cleveland citizens that one, really tough question over and over again, "Are you still a nail biter?" Then there's Shithole, a show that's about holes and human feces but ultimately it's a metaphor for a town where no one want to live. Next up is Stuart Scott's Lazy Eye on Cleveland Landmarks. Where viewers get to crappy Cleveland sights through a crooked and slightly blurry eyeball. And finally, there's the half-hour comedy called Cleveland Sucks. This show just features highlights of Lebron James, Chris Bosh and Dwayne Wade dunking, scoring and being generally awesome for the Miami Heat, set to a laugh track as Cleveland fans watch from home. Don't miss out on the action. Thursday in the fall starting at 8pm on ESPN.