Elizabeth Lambert defends her actions

Albuquerque — Suspended New Mexico women’s soccer player Elizabeth Lambert defended herself when asked about her violent actions in a recent game versus BYU. “I was provoked,” said Lambert. “Those bitches were showing off, only using their vaginas to kick the ball. It was very poor sportsmanship on their part.” Lambert has gained national media attention for her repeated cheap shots, hair pulling and punches thrown during the game. “The refs weren’t doing anything about the vagina dribbling so I had to take it into my own hands,” Lambert said. The NCAA soccer rulebook has no mention of kicking the ball with the vagina as a violation of any sort. When asked if she is sorry for her actions Lambert replied, “yeah I’m sorry. I’m sorry I wasn’t able kick those showboats in the ovaries.”

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3 comments

Mike Hunt (not verified) 2 years 11 weeks ago

Why the heck is she bitching about the other players using their vaginas? Stupid bitch is using a mangina to dribble and all the other crap she's dishing out. Dude looks like a lady fo sho!

Name Hulk Hogan (not verified) 2 years 12 weeks ago

Could we see her perform in the World Wrestling Federation show? And would she be able to perform if we had sharia law? It would be hard to see her face, hey? How about as a mud wrestler? I wonder if she will kick the crap out of the guy she marries...he better be a big tough dude. But then, she looks a little masculine. Wonder if she is into S&M.

Alex (not verified) 2 years 12 weeks ago

roid rage, BITCH