The Decider and The Ryan Express

Pictured above are Nolan Ryan and George “the Decider” Bush casually breaking a couple of world records. The first record, they share with all those who attended the Ranger's 5-4 victory over the Houston Astros sporting a pair of dark sunglasses. The second belongs solely to W. and the Ryan Express, who shattered the previous record for otherworldly machismo generated by a duo. (Side note: the record was formerly held by Randy “Macho Man” Savage and a Slim Jim. Hopefully, Savage is comforted by the knowledge that he took said record to the grave.)

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