Danica Patrick blames equipment, will switch to Tampax for Indy 500

INDIANAPOLIS — Danica Patrick was quick to blame her equipment for her poor qualifying run in the upcoming Indianapolis 500, which lead to a wave of boos, taking Patrick off guard. “I wasn’t talking about my car, I would never blame my car or the guys who work on putting a great machine out there for me every race,” said Patrick. “I’m talking about my tampons. These GoDaddy.com Ultra Absorbent tampons just aren’t doing the job. I’m going to switch to Tampax until GoDaddy can figure this thing out.” Patrick didn’t totally throw her sponsor under the bus however, “GoDaddy is great at offering low-priced domain names and webpage hosting, but they just aren’t on the cutting edge when it comes to making a quality tampon.” Patrick complained of the tampon being rigid and cardboard-like over the radio during her qualifying run. Her crew chief scoured the paddock area for any kind of alternate feminine hygiene products but came up empty. “I’m going to stock up on my old standby: a good Costco-sized box of Tampax. I think you’ll see a different Danica performing in the Indy 500.”

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