Cromartie receives signing bonus vasectomy

NEW YORK - Upon signing with the New York Jets, cornerback Antonio Cromartie received his signing bonus vasectomy from a Rex Ryan. "I know I got some issues," said Cromartie. "That's why when I signed my name, Coach Rex got down on his knee, took a pair of scissors and snipped my balls off." Cromartie's off-the-field antics are well known. He's had seven children with six different women (all set to be spread out over NYC's five boroughs) and also, he's stupid. "I read thats what your supposed to do to not get someone pregnant," Cromartie went on. "Cut your balls off and then wrap it up tight in some rubber thing so shit doesn't spill and all the ladies get pregnant. That's how you do it kids. Keep that motherf*ckin' stork away."

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