Cocaine Bear Athletic Supporter

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THE COCAINE BEAR doesn’t give a damn about your picnic basket. He just wants you to give him a few bumps then he’ll be on his way. A regular on the party scene for nearly 30 years, he’s befriended some of the biggest stars in sports—and been behind many of their scandals. If you see him at a social gathering, avoid eye contact and don’t make any sudden movements, because a coked up bear is the most dangerous bear of all.

TAGS: Athletic Supporters, Dallas Cowboys, NFC East, NFL, New York Giants, NL East, New York Mets

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Andrei Dana 1 year 46 weeks ago

I wouldn't put this bear on as my team mascot no matter how funny it may look, drugs and sports have nothing in common and things should stay that way. For the record, my brother is in a drug rehab Oregon trying to recover from a severe addiction, cocaine doesn't bring me nice memories.

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