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Cleveland completes mission to build team around LeBron, LeBron trapped inside

CLEVELAND - A five-year plan to build a team around Cleveland Cavaliers superstar LeBron James is complete. With the trade deadline looming, the Cavs purchased the final piece of the puzzle from a Home Depot in Washington. After nailing Antawn Jamison into the Cleveland team, the organization suddenly realized that LeBron was trapped inside the strange structure. "We got out the crowbars immediately but quickly realized that we're going to have to bulldoze this operation entirely." said Cavs Gm Danny Ferry. "We might be suffocating him. We should have seen this coming. Crap, he's probably going to demand a trade after this."

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