CINCINNATI — The Cincinnati Bengals signed free agent wide receiver Terrell Owens Tuesday. The Bengals had already agreed to terms with receiver Antonio Bryant. The trio of Owens, Bryant and superstar Chad Ochocinco has caused Ochocinco to dub them as even bigger than Miami Heat’s big three of LeBron James, Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh. In Cincinnati tradition the city held a drive-by shooting parade for the Big Three early this morning up and down Dr. Martin Luther King Drive. Starting at around 4:00 AM automatic gunfire rang out through downtown Cincinnati. Rioting and looting of downtown stores ensued. “We’re so excited to have the three best wide receivers on our team,” said rioter Jamal Henderson. “I’m also excited to get some fine-ass jewelry and car stereos from this pawn shop I just knocked over with my AK-47.” Bengals officials said that Owens will join the team in a bullet-proof SUV later today. Ex-New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress watched the news unfold with a heavy heart. “Man I would love to be in Cincy with those three and all them sweet handguns I could stick down my sweatpants.”