Houston Astros southpaw J.A. Happ, fresh off outdueling Roy Halladay and his former team, pitched brilliantly again last night. Happ shut down the reeling St. Louis Cardinals by pitching a nine-inning, two-hit shutout. According to the Cardinals' official website and Twitter feed, though, the Astros lefty actually threw a two-shit shutout.

Ever since Jonny Cueto donkey-kicked Cardinals catcher Jason LaRue, there haven't been many bright spots for baseball fans in St. Louis. The self-annointed "best fans in baseball," though, hopefully got a smile out of the team web editor fail. A well-deserved H/T to the geniuses at Joe Sports Fan, who took the screen grab above.