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Cardinals attempt to sell Leinart in the back of a Sky Mall catalog

PHOENIX - After actively shopping around quarterback Matt Leinart over the past week, the Arizona Cardinals have decided to sit back and let Sky Mall do the work. Sky Mall, a catalog filled with things you don't really need or want, has agreed to feature Leinart on a page opposite their bestseller, Pet Stairs. "Pet stairs are a wonderful invention that helps your dog or cat easily access the bed or other household furniture. They can come and go as they please," says Arizona coach Ken Whisenhunt. "Placement right next to Pet Stairs is sure to help us unload the Matt Leinart. The team and I got together and did a nice write-up for the catalog. We all agreed that his beer pong skills should be the main USP ( Unique Selling Proposition) and we wrote a lot about those skills. Like the time he got mono from the cups but still played like a champion and never whined about re-racking. Larry (Fitzgerald) said we should put something in about how well he holds a clipboard. I think 'steady clipboard hand' was the term we used. Sky Mall is positive he'll be a hit with the female 60+ demographic, because that's their only demographic."

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Holy_Crap_Buttz 1 year 22 weeks ago
yankeesuck 1 year 22 weeks ago
Very funny. Side note I have the pet stairs and they work great! I don't have a pet but they work well for little people too!
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