VANCOUVER - Canada's plans for world domination are underway. A grand army of relentless Steve Nash clones is almost ready to be unleashed according to reports deep inside the diabolical country. DNA samples were swabbed from NBA courts across the North American continent as Steve Nash's blood and sweat littered almost every professional basketball arena at one time or another. "Nash is the definition of perfect soldier," says a Canadian army scientist. "He's selfless, unassuming and will fight through any broken nose or missing eye. He does not go down easily. Canada's Grand Army will not fall!"
 
 
Los Angles Laker Lamar Odom is frightened by the prospect of an all-Nash army. "There's no doubt in my mind, that we'll be speaking Canadian by the time the Nash clones are done with us," said Odom. "And each one of them will probably force us to do a silly viral video or two. Let me tell you, I have seen what one Nash can do. Now imagine there are thousands, and they're mounted on horses. There won't be enough elbows in the world that can bring them down."