Brooklyn Decker suddenly a real pussy name for a boxer

BROOKLYN — Supermodel Brooklyn Decker will grace the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, set to release today. Brooklyn Decker was, until today, quite possibly the coolest fucking name you could dream to have as a boxer. But now with the name being more famous for a sexy cover model, times have changed. Brooklyn Decker, a semi-pro heavyweight boxer from Brooklyn is considering changing his name. “My real name is Marvin Agee,” said Decker from his apartment in Bushwick. “My trainer said since I was from Brooklyn and have a mean uppercut I should change my name to Brooklyn Decker. That was like five years ago.” Now other boxers are making fun of the heavyweight, saying things like, “‘how does Andy Roddick’s dick taste,’ and ‘show us your tits,’” said Decker. “It’s made me feel like a real pussy. So, yeah, say hello to Marvin Agee, the next heavyweight champion of the world. Thanks a lot Mrs. Roddick.”

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