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Blount increases NFL draft status by punching Tebow in face

MOBILE, AL — Since beginning the college football season with a punch to the face of a Boise State player, Oregon Ducks running back LeGarrette Blount has been slowly rehabilitating his NFL draft status with great on-field play and respectful off-field conduct. However his temper got the better of him again Saturday as he punched Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow in the face during pre-game warm ups. “He just wouldn’t shut up about abortion and Jesus,” said Blount. “He was annoying everyone, even his teammates. Even coach [Tony] Sparano asked me punch the kid in the mouth, so I did.” NFL scouts were impressed. “Players in the NFL aren’t going to stand for that incessant babble from a kid who’s most likely going to get cut,” said Dallas Cowboys scout Tom Ciskowski, “Blount showed the leadership needed at the pro level by punching that bitch in the lip.” Before the punch Blount’s draft status was looking like a high 5th round pick. He is now being rated in the mid 3rd round.

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