PITTSBURGH - The people of Pittsburgh are furious over allegations that Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger appears to be selling Philadelphia Flyers gear on his own personal website. Pittsburgh fans are almost always Penguins fans and if they ever root for the Flyers, they've been told that they'll go straight to hell. The city of Pittsburgh has issued a statement condemning Roethliseberger and calling this "the worst thing he's ever done in his entire life." They're also trying to push for a 10-game suspension from NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. "This is the absolute worst thing Ben Roethlisberger has ever done," said Pittsburgh mayor Luke Ravenstahl. "He should be ashamed of himself. There is no reason he should be doing this in public. Keep it in your pants, Ben. Wear Flyers underwear. Don't whip that hideous Philly jersey out. The internet can't keep anything quiet. And all that crap you're dishing out is way overpriced. Do you get off on raping our wallets, Ben? Do you? I bet you do."