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Beard of Truth Episode 5: Daisuke's Return

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Kevin Youkilis' beard reads haiku poems to pump up Dice-K Matsuzaka for his return to the mound. Submit your own Dice-K haiku in the comments to win this original artwork from the episode signed by the Beard of Truth itself. The best haiku wins. Winner to be decided on Monday, May 3. Anonymous comments are not eligible.

TAGS: Beard Of Truth, MLB, Kevin Youkilis

14 comments

admin 1 year 40 weeks ago

Congratulations to Holy_Crap_Buttz for the winning dice-ku! Watch your email for details on collecting your prize. Thanks for Oh-Seven. That was like, really awesome. Too bad you now suck.

SadSoxPhan 1 year 40 weeks ago

O's have seven wins: Four of them against the Sox. Facking retahded.

Holy_Crap_Buttz 1 year 40 weeks ago

Swept down in B'more. In our harbor, we do weep. Your timing is great.

Holy_Crap_Buttz 1 year 40 weeks ago

Daisuke, eat Boston rolls. You must gather all your strength. We lost to the O's!

kma 1 year 40 weeks ago

Daisuke on the mound Does time stop or just slow down Mountains grow faster

Anonymous 1 year 40 weeks ago

Matsuzaka's back / All-Star form or pricey bust / Which one will we get?

fc 1 year 40 weeks ago

When no one's on base Your shimmy is entrancing. Just throw the damn ball.

Holy_Crap_Buttz 1 year 40 weeks ago

Fifty mil to speak? I always thought that too steep. Now, work for that yen.

Holy_Crap_Buttz 1 year 40 weeks ago

Thanks for Oh-Seven. That was like, really awesome. Too bad you now suck.

fc 1 year 40 weeks ago

Wakefield and Embree Swept aside for you, Daisuke; Better have the goods.