NEW YORK — Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin was seen cavorting with his new celeb girlfriend Kim Kardashian in New York City to celebrate his 26^th birthday. The two had dinner at STK, then partied at SL Lounge, all the while being mobbed by paparazzi and crazed fans of the bombshell and the budding NFL star. Miles, who has a crazy set of chompers, and two slightly smaller replica sets of chompers for eyes spoke to the paparazzi quickly about his new girlfriend. “I could eat Kim’s luscious booty with my eyes,” said Austin. “Literally. Because I have these crazy teeth for eyes. Look at me. Look me in the eyes. These teeth are donk!” Austin said he is not only dating Kardashian for her famous fanny, but also for the good luck the Kardashian sisters bring their athlete significant others. “She won Reggie a Lombardi Trophy,” said Austin. “And you saw what Khloe did for Lamar. Yeah man, not only am I eye-chomping that spectacular badonkadonk, but I’m sizing my ring finger for some Super Bowl bling. Happy birthday to me, ya know what I’m sayin’?” Teammate and quarterback Tony Romo said he was sad he didn’t think of dating Kardashian before Austin. “Damn, that’s a great idea,” said Romo while on the merry-go-round at Six Flags Over Dallas.