The Athletic Supporters: New York

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As a Yankees fan you are liable to start a debate with anyone whether they ask for it or not. As you argue that Derek Jeter is a model citizen and the only true, non-steroid using legend of this era, you are probably on steroids yourself, currently injecting steroids, drunk, or a combination of all three. People try to avoid you and take solace in knowing you most likely made love to your mother’s cannoli and still ate it afterward.

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5 comments
Anonymous 2 years 49 weeks ago
Best thing ever. Not a Yankees fan in any sense, but this almost made the Yankess seem endearing. I'll burn in hell for that comment, just like A-Rod & Derek Jeter.
Mandangelo (not verified) 3 years 28 weeks ago
You must be a blast to hang out with.
Anonymous (not verified) 3 years 29 weeks ago
This is the only one remotely accurate, Chicago is a rip off of SNL, Detroit and Philadelphia make no sense, and the other three are just unoriginal and stupid
Anonymous (not verified) 3 years 30 weeks ago
The sandals got me, not unlike the beer cans in the Sox one, A+ work for both!
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