The Athletic Supporters: Boston

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You’re a fan that roots for everything Boston—or Foxboro, but that’s just a technicality. Hell, you’d cheer for a donkey’s ass if there was a B on it. For all you care, Boston is the center of the sports world and has been for as long as you can remember—which is about a day and a half, give or take a 40 oz. Your symptoms are made worse by the fact that Bill Simmons is your only source of sport knowledge. You are one of the most rabid fans in baseball and should in all seriousness not be allowed near small children. On several occasions you have woken up in Worcester covered in raccoon bites.

TAGS: Athletic Supporters, AL East, Boston Red Sox

16 comments

pc (not verified) 1 day 23 hours ago

U must be an idiot from boston - thats y u dont think its funny

Anonymous 1 year 34 weeks ago

not really funny. at all. the Yankees one is decent, the rest of them are pretty uninteresting, & idiotic bullshit. fail.

Anonymous 1 year 42 weeks ago

This is the greatest site ever! The funniest stuff;the most tasteful stuff; the fabulest stuff. I say stuff it! My grandson works there as a model for the cartoonist and I'm damned proud of it. anonymous

southshawdonkey (not verified) 1 year 51 weeks ago

D&D's every 3rd intersection is what I miss about cruisin thru my hometown

southshawdonkey (not verified) 1 year 51 weeks ago

I was nearly sold as to that donky talkin was honestly from the proper, metro west, south shore or north shore until he referred to Dorchester as DOOAH-Chestah. Anyone from 80 miles away from the Proper pronounces it "DAH-Chestah... ya hahf eh fahkin Idiot

Hockeynova 2 years 10 weeks ago

Hey Matta the eating ass comment that was great. You must have a nice selection of men to chose from.

Name (not verified) 2 years 10 weeks ago

this things dead on, and i dont know why these other bostonians below me disagree. but we do all know how much better the new york cock sucker version is

brady4mayah (not verified) 2 years 13 weeks ago

the accents classic and the shit he says is perfect haha

matta (not verified) 2 years 14 weeks ago

fucking stupid and by the way this website eats ass

Anonymous (not verified) 2 years 14 weeks ago

And you spelled spelled wrong, you douche.