The Athletic Supporters: Anaheim

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Women. You can’t get enough of them. You love the feeling of having sex with them. It’s practically all you do, which excuses the limited amount of time you spend watching baseball. If you are asked about last night’s game, you’ll say you didn’t see it because you were too busy having sex with multiple people. If you know the name of an Angels player, it’s only because you want to have sex with that player’s wife. Unfortunately, you are also a racist and think Kendry Morales is your gardener.

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