Get to know the a**hole behind you in Gillette Stadium: The New England Patriots fan isn’t only a drunk from Southie. He’s also a drunk from New Hampshire, Vermont, Rhode Island, Maine or Western Mass. He considers himself the greatest fan in the world although he’s never traveled west of the New York State border. He’s great at front-running, but not so great at making excuses for a team whose dynasty is over. Living in delusion is what keeps him from blowing up a government building.