For the insanely reasonable price of $99.99, you can now immortalize former Steeler running back and current ESPN analyst Merril Hoge on your wall. And because it’s a Fathead, you can easily move and reuse it on any smooth, non-outdoor, climate controlled surface in you home or office—which is fitting, as Mr. Hoge and his bone bruising 3,139 career rushing yards could never be constrained to one measly wall.

Yes, it’s somewhat odd that they have yet to Fathead Steelers like Terry Bradshaw, Jack Lambert or Joe Greene, all of whom have their numbers "unofficially" retired in the Steel City, but Hoge is probably the best of the Black and Gold to wear the double treys, less we see some revisionist history of Bam Morris’ career or several breakout seasons from Isaac Redman.

And yes, as Tyler [Tauntr’s resident Steelers fan] points out, we wish Fathead would've at least...