Common knowledge is, if you look good you feel good, and if you don’t feel good even though you look good you’ve probably forgotten to take your anti-depressants. Go take them, because fashion is important. So important, in fact, the majority of post-ESPY’s coverage chronicled what athletes sported on the red carpet, and, honestly, what a breathe of fresh air. Finally an excuse to talk outfits on this website! We could pretend like we’re Star or E! Debate who was Hot and who was Not! Or, better yet, wonder Who Wore It Better: Brian Wilson or Serena Williams....Actually, let's tackle that question.

Brian Wilson: What I like about Wilson’s choice is it’s not flaunting anything extraneous, no pockets, no zippers, no inexplicable hanging fabric, just one concise sheath of spandex. He also nails it on consistency of theme. Not only does he look like the spawn of a penguin and a lonely arctic voyager, he sweat like one too. Great look, but I would have loved to see a little cleavage.
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