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OJ lives like king in prison

OJ lives like king in prisonPRISON - OJ Simpson has been living it up in prison. So much in fact, that he regrets not going in years ago when he first had the chance. OJ has many fans and is held in high regard by a gay posse of inmates known as "The Girls." "I don't know what I was thinking with that whole glove thing, says Simpson. "Of course the glove fit! I could have be in here earlier, enjoying my girls. Instead I had to golf and gamble and work hard to get women to sleep with me for years. That's prison. But now I can get girls everywhere. They love me. What a great conjugal prison! A + American Penal System!" Sources say that OJ is unaware that these are not in fact real girls and they can't wait to see the look on his face when they tell him. Truly a "fitting hell for this sh*thead."

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