If you have a hand fetish--then goddmanit, this Stanley Cup Finals is for you. Alex Burrows bites Patrice Bergeron's finger in Game 1, Maxime Lapierre sticks his finger in Bergeron's grill in Game 2 and Milan Lucic and Old Man Recchi return the favor in Game 3.
Personally, I find the whole thing disgusting. I've had plenty of friends who played hockey and those guys smell like ass, especially their hands/gloves. Basically big, festering mittens of sweat and germs. It's gross, but apparently these guys feel the need to shove their rank ass fingers in each other's mouths on hockey's biggest stage.
Now it seems to be the prominent storyline of the Stanley Cup Finals, which is fine because it gives us a rare and legitimate excuse to use Akinyele's romantic tune "Put it in your mouth" to recap the series thus far.
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