This Bruins fan video is much like the Bruins themselves: Starts off with good energy, kind of comes off the rails in the middle causing audible laughter, recovers, then ultimately runs out gas at then end. So you can call this video crappy, I call it meta.
Some of my personal highlights:
:07: Starts off with an upward shot. Intimidating, like Sean Thornton with a feminine touch.
1:10: Have to walk and shut the camera off themselves because surely no more than 3 people would ever want to be associated with this.
1:29-1:37: Accurate re-creation of Bruins power play
2:06: Girl in yellow hat has brief moment of self awareness: "This is pretty bad"
2:09: Mirrored shot. Done by accident or as a way to screw with Marc Savard.
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