class="rtejustify"> PITTSBURGH—While his teammates begin the grow beards for the playoffs, a confused and superstitious Sidney Crosby, still suffering from the lingering effects of a concussion, has been making bread, believing it will help his team achieve success in the Stanley Cup playoff.

“Playoff bread, right guys?” said Crosby as he handed out loaves to his teammates Wednesday morning. “We’re a team. Everyone’s got to have bread!” Though his teammates said nothing of the confusion in order to protect his feelings, Crosby slowly started to realize his error after noticing no one else had brought in freshly baked bread.

“Oh,” said a suddenly sullen Crosby. “I did it again. I think I better go see the trainer.”